This is where I’ll be for the rest of my life. If you need me, reconsider. #bath
im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified
WHEN YOU FORGET YOUR CHARGER AND YOUR PHONE DIES
Randy, My Name Is Earl
I’m so relieved that Quentin Tarantino is a filmmaker and not a serial killer
Finding someone worth waking up to is better than finding someone to sleep with.